Meet our friend Isaac Coon He s a real corn fed country boy He came all the way from Georgia looking for a man with some “good equipment” And that s exactly what he got This newbie had never seen anything like the tool Castro was packing After the disbelief wore off he got right down to business He swallowed Castro s giant like gravy and biscuits We sent this guy back to Georgia with a couple dollars and a lesson Be careful what you wish for
